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I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had.
My financial aid is late and I don’t know how the fuck I am about to pay my rent and I have no food at all and now I have to go deal with my horrible rich bitch of an ex-roommate who in our most recent conversation told me (I swear) “I think you should remind yourself that I am the daughter of millionaires.” I know my problems are relatively minor but oh god how am I going to restrain myself from spitting in this girl’s eye.